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USA: My Search For A Person, Place Or Thing The Donald Likes

By Alistair Reign, February 26, 2016. Alistair Reign News Blog.

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My search began at Trump’s Twitter where I hoped to find a lead.

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As it turns out his Twitter timeline, and those 66 LIKES – are all of himself.

What I did find there, was enough people, places and things that Donald doesn’t like to write a novel.

So next I searched the internet for Trump’s triumphs and interests.

As it turns out, Donald is the singular, most boring person I have researched, ever. 

Here is the condensed mess that is Donald Trump’s accomplishments and important state opinions – a combination which – according to voters – makes him fit to manage the country’s economy and international relations, while representing the Christian morals Americans’ boast to hold dear to their nation’s foundation.

I will let Donald take the lead by telling us exactly what he thinks of his proud country, United States of America.

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Not wanting to make this article a criticism of his private life, I decided to exclude his two failed marriages and plastic doll hair. It seemed like that would just be over-kill.

And there you have it – how I spent my afternoon.

Oh yes, and Donald Trump is a first-class bullshitter. 

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