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Donald and a Donkey - Two Peas in a Pod!! Caption This Contest Winners.

First Place Donald: ...hee-haw i-haa eiii-haw bray!! Donkey: (interprets Donald's gibberish-jabber speech) ... and that is how I saved the world!!

First Place
Donald: ...hee-haw i-haa eiii-haw bray!!
Donkey: (interprets Donald’s gibberish-jabber speech) …and that is how I saved the world!!

 

Second Place - Caption: Sorry guys, the disguise doesn't work ...an ass is still an ass!

Second Place
Caption: Sorry guys, the disguise doesn’t work…
…an ass is still an ass!

 

Third Place - Caption: If words were emojis!

Third Place
Caption: If words were emoji’s!

Get it straight from the asses’ mouths! 

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