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Caption Donald Trump Winners Are Here!

The Republican contestants prepare for their 15 minutes of fame.

GOP Caption winner first place on AlistairReignBlog.com Jeb: Doners... 3rd row... 4th seat.

Jeb: Doners… 3rd row… 4th seat. Winner is Cole Adler!

 

GOP Caption winner Second place on AlistairReignBlog.com No, that's the serving staff's station, over there are the politician podiums.

Jeb: No, that’s the serving staff’s station, over there are the politician podiums. Ben: Damn I look fine. Winner is Casey K.

 

GOP Caption winner Third place on AlistairReignBlog.com I'll give you ten bucks if you insult that news woman over there.

Jeb: I’ll give you ten bucks if you insult that news woman over there. Winner is Alistair R.

 

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  • The May 18-21 festival appeared to be a Saudi charm offensive aimed at federal policy makers as the Trudeau government fields questions about its decision to grant export permits for the armoured vehicles to a country that U.S. watchdog Freedom House regularly ranks among “the worst of the worst” on human rights. The Saudi embassy blamed “logistical reasons” for its last-minute change of plans when contacted Monday and a spokesperson said the country’s decision was not motivated by fear of protesters. Foreign Affairs Minister Stéphane Dion’s office had already said he would not be attending the “Saudi Cultural Days in Canada.” The embassy was adamant the event “had nothing to do” with the $15-billion arms deal and said it had been planned for years. Canada’s Department of Global Affairs, however, said it was notified of the “Cultural Days” on Jan. 14. That date was nearly two weeks after mass executions in Saudi Arabia drew public condemnation from the Trudeau government.
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  • UNICEF estimates nearly 400 children have been killed and over 600 injured in the past four months in the country, the poorest in the Middle East. 13 Yemeni teaching staff and four children were killed by a Saudi air strike on August 20. Two days before, coalition bombing in the Amran province took the lives of 17 civilians, injuring 20 more. UNICEF condemned what it called the “senseless bloodshed.” A Red Cross spokeswoman said the violence in Ta’iz, in southern Yemen, in just one day on August 21 left 80 people dead.
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  • Geopolitics: Today's Yemen In One Map. Yemeni Civil War: The Territorial Control as of March 1st, 2016. In March, the Yemen’s embattled president Hadi fled Yemen by sea and arrives in the Saudi capital, Riyadh, as Saudi Arabia and its allies launch military operations in Yemen to defend Hadi’s government.
  • The month is also a time of community; it is the custom for Muslims to invite their neighbours and friends to share their evening meal – iftar – and recite special Tarawih prayers in congregation. It is also a time when Muslims try to reconnect with the Qur’an, which they believe is the word of God. However, Children, people who are sick or who have mental illness, elderly people for example do not have to fast.

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1 Comment on Caption Donald Trump Winners Are Here!

  1. Cole Adler // February 2, 2016 at 9:01 pm // Reply

    Jeb: “Doners… 3rd row… 4th seat…”

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