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Caption Donald Trump Winners Are Here!

The Republican contestants prepare for their 15 minutes of fame.

GOP Caption winner first place on AlistairReignBlog.com Jeb: Doners... 3rd row... 4th seat.

Jeb: Doners… 3rd row… 4th seat. Winner is Cole Adler!

 

GOP Caption winner Second place on AlistairReignBlog.com No, that's the serving staff's station, over there are the politician podiums.

Jeb: No, that’s the serving staff’s station, over there are the politician podiums. Ben: Damn I look fine. Winner is Casey K.

 

GOP Caption winner Third place on AlistairReignBlog.com I'll give you ten bucks if you insult that news woman over there.

Jeb: I’ll give you ten bucks if you insult that news woman over there. Winner is Alistair R.

 

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1 Comment on Caption Donald Trump Winners Are Here!

  1. Cole Adler // February 2, 2016 at 9:01 pm // Reply

    Jeb: “Doners… 3rd row… 4th seat…”

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